someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”


someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”
i’ve read all the asoiaf books back to back and i still don’t know what the hell is going on in the show
“I do solemnly proclaim Tyrion of House Lannister and Sansa of House Stark to be man and wife, one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever, and cursed be the one who comes between them.”
it really seems like saying “fuck me” magically summoned stannis to davos’s cell. like oh no the onion knight is cheating on me.

He wants me to kneel, she realized, blushing. She was mortified. It was not supposed to be this way. She had dreamed of her wedding a thousand times, and always she had pictured how her betrothed would stand behind her tall and strong, sweep the cloak of his protection over her shoulders, and tenderly kiss her cheek as he leaned forward to fasten the clasp.